I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.
- therapist: now i'd like you to tell me about your most tragic experience ever
- me: well one time i had to restart my computer
- me: omg did i reply too fast
- me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
- Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?
- Son: I smoked weed, dad
- Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
- house phone rings
- house phone stops
i’m two followers away from having two more followers
- normal teenager : makes sure to be very quiet while sneaking out of house at 1am
- me : makes sure to be very quiet when making a sandwich at 1am