May 2012
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
“Solitude is the place of purification.”
– Martin Buber (via pyrrhic-victoria)
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
“You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.”
– Marilyn Manson (via moonchrysalis)
