April 2012
- My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
- My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
- Me: *breathes*
- Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
so I was watching the news and this literally just happened:
- reporter: it appears that sydney is running out of burial grounds
- reporter: it's a grave situation
- Romeo: I just met you
- Romeo: and this is crazy
- Romeo: but marry me in three days
- Romeo: and commit mutual suicide
- Girl: WERE YOU STARING AT MY CHEST
- Me: No... I'm gay
- Girl: OH HERE TOUCH MY BOOBS LOOK AT MY VAGINA YOURE GAY SO IT DOESNT MATTER
Angela is so cool : D