February 2012
- step one: take out homework
- step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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This is why I don't take naps.
- expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
- reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
There's a difference between
- Thinking someone is cute
- Having a crush on someone
- Being interested in someone
- Liking someone
- Loving someone
- Being in love with someone
- no one: wow i really like you
The owner of the Titanic said, "Not even God can sink this ship." and we already know what happened. Marilyn Monroe said, "I do not need Jesus." Three days later she was found dead. A mother told her daughter, "May God accompany you." Ironically she replied, "In the trunk because he does not fit here." On this trip there was an accident and everyone was killed and the trunk remained intact. If you are not ashamed of God, reblog.