January 2012
- United States of America: Good news, guys, we took down Megaupload. Now everyone can rest easy!
- Health Care System:
- Hand-gun Violence:
- Unemployment:
- Public Education:
- Gay Marriage:
- Marijuana Legislation:
- Middle East Conflict:
- World Hunger:
- Cancer Research:
- Ron Weasley: You really need to sort out your priorities.
That awkward moment when you can’t read your own handwriting
Your teacher’s like:
And you’re just like:
- the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
- us government: sit down i have to stop people from sharing things online
Reblog if you love God. He already saw you read it.
SCHOOL:
- In class: 1+1=2
- Exercises: 1+2+1=4
- Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
when you're with your friends and you see the number 69 →
goo.gl
and everyone is like
but then theres that one mature person like
If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
“Love isn’t all about being happy and not arguing together. Anyone can make you happy. When you love someone, that person gets on your last fucking nerve, pisses you off, and says the stupidest most irrelevant shit to get you mad, but at the end of the day you stay with them because you love them, and at the end of the day that’s all that really matters.”
—(via drkntruong)
- innocent person: how old are you
- tumblr famous: ITS IN MY FUCKING FAQ R U FUCKING STUPID WHAT THE FUCK I PUT IT THERE FOR A REASON YOU FUCKING UGLY CUNT GO FUCKING READ IT YOU STUPID USELESS PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN I HATE U KILL URSELF IM FAMOUS UR NOT ABORT UR LIFE
- elementary school: I went to bed at 10
- everyone: omg thats so cool
- middle school: I went to bed at 10
- everyone: wow loser
- high school: I went to bed at 10
- everyone: omg luckyyyy
- college: I went to bed at 10
- everyone: is that even possible
