January 2012
- what you said: I like metal music
- what they heard: sometimes at midnight Satan my dark lord and I go to his basement and have jam sessions which then turn into orgies with Hitler and Mussolini
Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy
Guy: You’re beautiful
Girl: No I’m not
Guy:
Now, THESE questions are a little bit more interesting.
- A. Why my last relationship ended.
- B. Favourite band.
- C. Who I like and why I like them.
- D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
- E. My best friend.
- F. My favourite movie.
- G. Sexual orientation.
- H. Do I smoke/drink?
- I. Have any tattoos or piercings?
- J. What I want to be when I get older.
- K. Relationship with my parents.
- L. One of my insecurities.
- M. Virgin or not?
- N. Favourite place to shop at?
- O. My eye colour.
- P. Why I hate school.
- Q. Relationship status as of right now.
- R. Favourite song at the moment.
- S. A random fact about myself.
- T. Age I get mistaken for.
- U. Where I want to be right now.
- V. Last time I cried.
- W. Concerts I’ve been to.
- X. What would you do if (…)?
- Y. Do you want to go to college.
- Z. How are you?
- Parents: Here's a list of reasons why you're not meeting my standards
- Me: Okay...
- boys: Here are all the reasons I don't want you
- Me: Okay...
- Random people at school: Here's all the reasons we laugh at you
- Me: Okay...
- Everyone: Why is your self-esteem so low? Jeez. It's annoying. Stop complaining.
- Me:
- Me:
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: Okay...
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