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We love you God ♥
- how the fuck do you use this ?
- this is boring
- whats the point of this ?
- shits gay
THEN , you get followers , you actually like people’s blog
- omfg , this shit is addicting !
- I SEE HOT GIRLS
- Damn he/she cute
- “fuck distance maang”
- cute ass couple , ” forever alone ”
- ” if only ” thoughts
- OMGOMGOMGOMG ! they follow me !
- * fan girl screams ! *
- ” Y U MAD DOE !? “
- ALOT OF DRAMA
- SHIT IS FUCKEN ADDICTING
- You: WHAT IS AIR
- Stranger: Oh no, not again.
- You: WHY?
- Stranger: What the fuck is Tumblr?
- You: It's this secret cult society where only cool people are allowed.
- Stranger: Can you link me to it?
- You: Sorry, can't do that or I'll be in eternal damnation.
- Stranger: I want to be cool too.
- You: Well, you see. There are specific regulations and requirements before you can join Tumblr.
- Stranger: Which are?
- You: You have to slay a llama and offer your blood to unicorns.
- Stranger: How the fuck do I do that
- You: You whip your hair back and forth. Duh.
- Stranger: FUCK YOU.
- You: Cool Story Bro.
You have a crush on somebody, but they like someone else.
Someone likes you, but you like someone else.
You like someone and they like you back, but then some other bitch tries to get in between you two.
And very rarely..
You like him and he likes you back.